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Published on December 14, 2009 By DPCloud In Community

One of my favorite people will be going in for cataract surgery next week and I thought it would be nice to start a thread to wish him well or at least leave him in stitches.

Ed I hope all goes well and here are the;

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"


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on Dec 14, 2009

good luck, angus

on Dec 14, 2009

no more excuses for not being able to see now.........   wish you the best ed.......xxxx

on Dec 14, 2009

Best wishes Ed, I know a few people that have had it done, all favourable results!

on Dec 14, 2009

17.  Good news and bad news. 

Good news is...we know what you've got....

Bad knews is...we're naming it after you...

on Dec 14, 2009

I don't have anything funny to say, Ed, but I hope the surgery is a piece of cake for both you and the surgeon, recovery is speedy, and you're so impressed with the results you wonder why you didn't have it done sooner.  I'll be thinking of you tomorrow.

on Dec 14, 2009

Good luck tomorrow

on Dec 14, 2009

18. This is the guy Po' called about and said was on his list and we should take REAL good care of.

on Dec 14, 2009

One oriental said to the other...."I Have Cataract"

 

The other says " No big deal, I have Rincon Continenter!"   

When you get done puking from this awful attempt at a joke, try to get well soon.

They'll get you "patched up" easy as pie!

on Dec 14, 2009

Best to you Ed. When you get done with the surgery leave the nurses alone.

on Dec 15, 2009

19: Waddya mean, I could be facing a malpractice suit??  I was the left testicle due to be removed... wasn't it????

All the best to you, Ed... I hope it all goes really well for you.

20: Nurse, be really, really nice to this patient!  After the surgery he'll be able to keep a better eye on you, so wear that really short, cleavage busting uniform of yours to ensure he's really happy with his stay, treatment here.

on Dec 15, 2009

The best of luck to you, Ed.

on Dec 15, 2009

21. Don't worry, we've done this op 54 times already... simulated...

 

Good luck with the op Ed. I know it will go ok, my dad had this op twice (he had two eyes ) and was ok each time. Unfortunately he still couldn't see where his wallet was...

on Dec 15, 2009

22. Any one seen my watch?

23. dam I spilled my coffee, he wont feel that for a bit.

24. If sucessfull he will be the most realistic transgender I've ever done.

25. Egor... get me the electrodes.

26. doh, that's gunna hurt.

27. get the paddles stat!!!.

29. I think i just threw up in my mask.

30. Look hes a hand puppet!!!

 

Best wishes ED, may your procedure go well and your recovery speedy.

on Dec 15, 2009

There are a bunch of sick puppies around here.    Seriouly though, thanks for the wishes.  I'll keep an EYE on what they're doing to me, and besides, I have the protection of the Po list I'm on....I think?

on Dec 15, 2009

Christmas a little early for you this year.... Sight, I hope you have 20/20 vision by the time their done.

All the Best  and Merry Christmas Ed.

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